Things I Learned in Prague

1. Don't reserve car services from the airport,
2. Always barricade the door of your hostel room,
3. Clint Eastwood is a Czech tour guide on the side,

4. Changing of the guard is more than just a dance in Cro,

5. Mail-order brides are real,

6. I hate Starbucks,
7. Starbucks is inescapable,

even though we received an email specifically suggesting that we stay away from typical American locations (read: Starbucks) while traveling,
8. Horse-drawn carriages will not hesitate to run a bitch over,

9. Prague is like whatever.